哈哈哈-电影 礼物 HUH HUH -FILMI PRESENTS
马瑞特·拉利的电影 A FILM BY MAARIT LALLI
想象我们下辈子都是苍蝇 Imagine we're flies in our next life.
观察我们自己 从天花板上 Watching ourselves from the ceiling.
看我们在做什么 Watching what we're doing.
你害怕什么 What are you afraid of?
瑞奇 Ricky?
告诉我 Tell me.
和我谈谈 就一次 Talk to me. For once.
我不知道 我更害怕的是 I don't know which I'm more afraid of;
死后什么都没有 或者有什么东西 that there's nothing after death or that there's something.
我想我做不到 这一切又重演了 I don't think I could deal with all this all over again.
第六次 THE SIXTH TIME
我不能让你走 你会溜出去的 I can't let you walk. You'll sneak off.
早上好 艾拉·索菲亚和露娜 Good morning, Ira-Sofia and Luna!
你的一天是怎么开始的 -很好 谢谢 How did your day start off? - Very well, thanks.
让我带你去 Let me take you.
你有更好的开始 随着天气的变化 You got an even better start with the weather.
再见 艾拉 再见 Bye bye, Ira! - Bye!
享受 Enjoy!
嗨 妈妈 你在哪 Hi, Mom. Where are you?
嗨 亲爱的 打电话给我 当你离开学校的时候 Hi, sweetie. Call me when you get out of school.
我在工作 所以我不能说话 I'm at work, so I can't talk.
可以 亲吻 再见 Okay? Kisses. Bye.
公寓展示 APARTMENT SHOWING
我们度过了一个正常的早晨 We had a normal morning.
我们睡过头了 We overslept.
我找到了你的戒指 I found your ring.
好的 - Alrighty.-
你好吗 -我很好 爸爸 How are you? - I'm good, Dad.
当公寓出售时 房地产 特工们很高兴 -是的 When apartments sell, real estate agents are happy. - Right.
我整晚都在关注这个问题 I've followed the subject all night.
那个女人刚刚出现 和一个男人在阳台上 The woman just appeared on the balcony with a male.
拍照 发送 给客户开发票 Take photos, send them to the client with an invoice.
私人侦探拉蒂 案例2结束 Private Detective Lahti, Case Number 2 closed.
嘿 Hey!
你在这里干什么 What are you doing here?
你是干什么的 -安静 What are you... - Quiet.
否则人们会认为 我从街上绑架女人 Or people will think I kidnap women from the street.
你让我 在白天出来 You make me come out in the daylight.
绕着街区开车 该死 Drive around the block. Damn.
我告诉过你很多次了 你需要专业的帮助 I've told you numerous times that you need professional help.
这就是我要你说的 -我是说心理健康帮助 That's what I'm asking from you. - I mean mental health help.
去YRJ nkatu游泳池 她现在在那儿 Go to the Yrjönkatu Swimming Pool. She's there at the moment.
报告一切 我付现金 Report everything. I'll pay cash.
Hi. - Hi.
没有水了 There's no water.
冰箱坏了 The refrigerator is broken.
或者他们是 整修这座大楼 Either they're renovating this building, -
或者这个倒塌的基础设施- or this collapsed infrastructure is -
反映 你灵魂的状态 a reflection of the state of your soul.
你付房租了吗 -轮到你了 Did you pay the rent? - It's your turn.
我躺在这里哭- I'll lie here and cry -
再过7分钟 你不必做出反应 for another seven minutes. You don't have to react.
你确定吗 -是的 我来处理这个 You sure? - Yeah. I'll take care of this.
楼上还是楼下 -哪个视野更好 Upstairs or downstairs? - Which has a better view?
你来这里看什么 -我的意思是一般 What did you come here to look at? - I mean generally.
在这里游泳 不要看人 Here you swim, not look at people.
我再回来一块粘土 I'll come back another clay.
你给我买了午餐 以及一切 You bought me lunch and everything.
下次我请客 -那将是明年 Next time is on me. - That'll be next year then.
我们将把这作为年度传统 -当然 We'll make this an annual tradition. - Sure.
再见 亲爱的 当心 再见 再见 Bye bye, darling. Take care. Bye! - Bye.
你好吗 -我很好 How are you? - I'm good!
很高兴见到你 -当然是 It's so great to see you! - It sure is.
那是什么车 -不是很好吗 What car is that? - Isn't it nice?
非常好 -阿尔法罗密欧 It's very nice. - Alfa Romeo.
是阿尔法罗密欧 -确实如此 It's an Alfa Romeo. - Indeed.
那么 你想去哪里 -你为什么不决定呢 So, where do you want to go? - Why don't you decide.
做我的客人 Be my guest.
性交 倒霉 Fuck. Shit.
你没事吧 -他妈的 谢谢 我没事 Are you okay? - Fuck. Thanks, I'm okay.
我们撞到每个人了吗 以前有其他吗 -我们刚刚做到了 Have we bumped into each other before? - We just did.
我是说 我们以前见过面吗 比如 见过面吗 I mean, have we met before? Like, met met?
我不会忘记的 像那样的棒球帽 I wouldn't forget a baseball cap like that.
你是来看看公寓的 里基·卡林 -阿妮卡 You're here to see the apartment? Ricky Kalin. - Annika.
你去过吗 找公寓很久了 Have you been apartment-hunting long?
几个星期 -没什么 A couple of weeks. - That's nothing.
离婚是我们的头等大事 Numero Uno 利基 Divorces are our number one, numero uno, niche.
你知道下一个最大的是什么吗 -什么 You know what's the next biggest? - What?
不动产 Estates .
这真是太不可思议了 公寓 -是的 This is a pretty incredible apartment. - Yeah.
天花板很高 -是的 High ceilings. - Yeah.
窗户真大 Really big windows.
猜猜那是哪条街 Guess what street that is.
Korkavuorenkatu街 但我想你知道 Korkeavuorenkatu Street. But I guess you knew that.
你可以看到Pieni Roobertinkatu 从另一个窗口出去 You can see Pieni Roobertinkatu Street from the other window.
厨房设施在哪里 Where are the kitchen facilities?
厨房设施 他们在左边 Kitchen facilities? They're here on the left.
好吧 好吧 Well well.
你喜欢烹饪吗 You like cooking?
呃… Err...
你熟悉吗 像这样的煤气炉 -是的 Are you familiar with gas stoves like this? - Yeah.
效率很高 It's very efficient.
你能把东西煮得很快 You can cook things really quick.
像什么 -米饭 意大利面 土豆 Like what? - Rice, pasta, potatoes.
我不吃碳水化合物 现在 I don't eat carbohydrates at the moment.
鸡蛋 肉 鱼 Eggs. Meat. Fish.
寿司 不管你喜欢什么 Sushi. Whatever you like.
我不喜欢生的东西 -哦 I don't like anything raw myself. - Oh.
所以你不喜欢牡蛎 -不 我不能吞下任何东西… So you don't like oysters? - No. I can't swallow anything...
…还活着 -是的 ...that's alive? - Yeah.
这很有趣 That's interesting.
我从来没有吞咽困难 活着的东西 I never had trouble swallowing things that were alive.
可以 Okay.
你有信息表- You have an info sheet -
关于什么装修 在大楼里完成了吗 about what renovations have been done in the building?
你对… -在翻修中 You're interested in... - In renovations.
嗯 很好 去了解他们 Well, it's good to find out about them.
管道改造完成 2011-2012年 A pipe renovation was done 2011 - 2012.
现在我记得你了 Now I remember you.
我当然记得你 你可能以为我没有 Of course I remember you. You might've thought I didn't.
一天晚上在我家 At my place that one night.
在你的地方 -是的 在我家 At your place? - Yes, at my place.
没有感情的性爱 你得到了你想要的 Sex without emotion. You got what you wanted.
我怀疑我们中的任何一个 在寻找爱 I doubt either of us was looking for love.
That's it? - That's it.
里基·卡林 Ricky Kalin.
你好 当然 我有时间 Hi. Sure, I have a moment.
我在科尔基沃伦卡图 街道公寓 I'm in the Korkeavuorenkatu Street apartment.
但我很快就会做完的 请稍等 But I'll be done soon. Just a moment.
是的 我想我完了 Yeah, I think I'm done.
到时候见 十五分钟后 I'll see you there in fifteen minutes.
可以 Okay.
再见 Bye!
客户编号3： 乌尔夫·肖斯塔科维奇 Client Number 3: Ulf Shostakovich.
前会员 欧洲议会 Former Member of the European Parliament.
嫁给了Brita 他十岁的妻子 Married to Brita, his wife of ten years.
认为他的妻子 有外遇 Thinks his wife is having an affair.
怀疑我的能力 作为私人侦探 Doubts my abilities as a private detective.
他没有完全错 因为证据并不充分 He's not totally wrong, as the evidence is modest.
英国人为钱嫁给乌尔夫了吗 她他妈的是其他男人吗 Did Brita marry Ulf for money? Is she fucking other men?
老人说吗 操 还是 做爱 Do old people say "fuck" or "have sex"?
案件被中断了 因为侦探夫人- The case was interrupted because Mrs. Detective -
绊倒 房地产经纪人的签名 tripped over a real estate agent's sign.
安妮卡 安妮卡 你的焦点在哪里 集中 集中 集中 Annika, Annika, where's your focus? Focus. Focus. Focus.
马普尔太太应该承认- Mrs. Marple should admit -
她有麻烦了 把这个案子办好 she's having trouble getting this case going.
布里塔 布里塔 布里塔 记得买布里干酪和梨 Brita, Brita, Brita. Remember to buy Brie and pears.
伏特加 生伏特加 Vodka. Raw vodka.
现在修好了 -他妈的 Now it's fixed. - Fuck!
你又喝水了 -好的 You have water again. - Okay.
再见 Bye!
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你好 对不起的 凯萨一定已经走了 Hi. Sorry. Kaisa must've left already.
我迟到是因为 我们的灯出故障了 I'm late because we had trouble with the lights.
我迟到了 我跑向有轨电车 但没赶上 I'm so late. I ran for the tram but missed it.
然后我意识到我没吃东西 任何粘土 我饿极了 Then I realized I hadn't eaten anything all clay. I'm starving.
我觉得我要昏倒了 妈的 这里没有食物 I feel like I'm gonna pass out. Shit, there's no food here.
谢谢你的玫瑰 他们真的很好 -什么 Thanks for the roses. They're really nice. - What?
谢谢你的玫瑰 它们很可爱 Thanks for the roses. They're lovely.
你喜欢他们 哈 -是的 是的 You liked them, huh? - Yes, I did.
他们被留下来了 我在婚礼上做的 They were left over from a wedding gig I did.
有一千朵玫瑰 所以我把它们寄给了我所有的朋友 There were, like, a thousand roses, so I sent them to all my friends.
他说是他的 He said it was his.
他说有辆沃尔沃 吊在起重机上- He said there was a Volvo hanging from a crane -
在一些船厂 at some shipyard.
在造船厂 At a shipyard!
安静点 Be quiet.
我们会的 We will be.
乌尔夫 读我的嘴唇 Ulf, read my lips.
在那张照片里 布里塔和那个男人 你知道吗 In that photo, Brita and the man are going to do you know what.
这证明不了什么 This proves nothing.
男女手挽手走路 总是 这是平等 Women and men walk arm in arm all the time. That's equality.
这就是我当选的原因 1966年提交给议会 That's why I was elected to parliament in 1966.
我想促进平等 两性之间 I wanted to promote equality between the sexes.
芬兰不是 法国或意大利 该死 Finland is not France or Italy, dammit.
在法国或意大利 一个明显的例子 手挽着手 In France or Italy this would be a clear case. Walking arm in arm.
我告诉过你我不能接受你的案子 I told you I can't accept your case.
你是我的教父 我们离得太近了 You're my godfather. We're too close.
Brita会在某个时刻意识到 我在跟踪她 Brita will realize at some point I'm following her.
那会很尴尬的 That would be embarrassing.
我知道你刚开始 你的公司 I know you just started your company.
你必须努力工作 为你的客户 -很好 You have to work hard for your clients. - Fine.
为什么英国人总是和米基斯见面 他是我的老朋友 Why does Brita keep seeing Mikkis? He's my old buddy.
也许她在维护你的 友谊是因为你太忙了 Maybe she's maintaining your friendships because you're too busy.
你能去找她吗 理发师的卧底 Could you go to her hairdresser's undercover?
我会知道她什么时候 预约 I'll find out when she has an appointment.
你的头发需要做工 Your hair could use some work.
对不起 你看起来怎么样 在你自己之后 Excuse me, but do you look after yourself at all?
哦 我知道 Oh, I do.
是谁的主意 在香槟酒吧见面 Whose idea was it to meet in a champagne bar?
在市中心 在光天化日之下 In the middle of downtown in broad daylight.
人们会认出我的 People will recognize me.
你的支票 给你 Your check, here you are.
这是你的主意 It was your idea.
这酒能使我晒黑吗 像你的 我现在应该打开它吗 Will this wine give me a tan like yours? Should I open it now?
这是你徒步旅行的地方吗 -是的 圣地亚哥卡米诺 Is this where you hiked? - Yes. Camino de Santiago.
你真的走了 朝圣路线 You actually hiked the pilgrimage route?
你和一群人一起去了吗 -不 我一个人 Did you go with a group of people? - No, by myself.
就是这样一个男人 结婚是应该的 That's the thing a man who's getting married should do.
你看起来真好 棕色和苗条 You look so good. Tanned and slim.
我简直不敢相信 你怎么了 I can't believe it! What happened to you?
你看起来棒极了 欢迎回来 You look fantastic. Welcome back.
你看起来怎么样 那么纯洁和无辜 How can you look so pure and innocent?
你看起来很可爱 看看他 -我在找 我想要他的棕褐色 You look lovely! Look at him. - I'm looking. I want his tan.
喷雾一下 Get a spray tan.
你要去一个小房间 张开双臂 You'll go to a small room and spread your arms.
美容师会喷你 A beautician will spray you.
那你就把屁股摊开 -真的吗 Then you'll spread your butt cheeks. - Seriously?
I'll go if you go. - I'll go if you go.
我们打开瓶子怎么样 How about we open the bottle?
当然 -我已经戒酒好几个小时了 Sure. - I've been sober for hours.
现在只需几秒钟 -你看起来确实很苍白 It's a matter of seconds now. - You do look pale.
你好 我有一个伟大的 你的公寓 我带你去 Hi! I have a great apartment for you. I'll show you.
你见过桑娜吗 -没有 Have you seen Sanna? - No.
你没有 -我们今晚有个约会 You haven't? - We have a date tonight.
看起来很不错 It looks fantastic.
你是个50多岁的女人 You're a 50s type of woman.
中欧品牌服装 通常不好看- Central European brand clothes usually don't look good -
因为我们没有 有曲线 但是看看你 on us Finns because we don't have curves. But look at you.
我们需要把它放在这里 We'll need to take it in here.
你有腰 不是你这个年龄的人都这样 You have a waist. Not everyone at your age does.
还有胸部 你不能把它们藏起来 And breasts. You mustn't hide them.
它们有点下垂 我哺乳了一个孩子 They sag a bit. I've breastfed one child.
你不再是女孩了 你是个女人 You're not a girl anymore. You're a woman.
这些 相信我 These. Believe me.
你好 -她要这些 Hi. - She'll take these.
我已经买了这些 我觉得这些很合拍 I already bought these. I think these go well together.
真不错 -很好 Really nice. - Very good.
未知号码 UNKNOWN NUMBER
有时候真的很难 打开那些袋子 It's sometimes really hard to open those bags.
有时舔 你的手指有帮助 Sometimes licking your fingers helps.
然后陷阱就会打开 And then the trap will open.
你想要什么 What would you like?
那些香蕉看起来不错 Those bananas look good.
你要带两个吗 把他们放进陷阱里 Should you take a couple and slip them into the trap?
你能把陷阱关上吗 闭上眼睛 Can you close the trap with your eyes closed?
不要偷看 准备好后 说 hep No peeking. When you're ready, say "hep."
HEP Hep.
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我不得不说这是天堂 和你一起达到高潮 I have to say it's heavenly to climax with you.
天啊 阿妮卡 Jesus, Annika!
我不得不说这是天堂 和你一起达到高潮 I have to say it's heavenly to climax with you.
早上好 小兔子 Good morning, Bunny!
不 不 不 不 不 不 操 No, no, no, no, no, no. Fuck.
里基的午餐吃得怎么样 How did the lunch with Ricky go?
很好 谢谢 -太好了 Very well, thank you. - Great.
二 三 一 二 三 一 二… Two, three. One, two, three. One, two...
好吧 让我们冷静下来 Okay, let's calm down.
桑娜 你有点超前 你必须学习这些步骤 Sanna, you're a bit ahead. You have to learn the steps.
我想这么做 有没有激情 I want to do this with passion or not at all.
学习步骤 不会降低热情 Learning the steps doesn't lessen the passion.
你知道我没那么好 学习步骤 You know I'm not that good at learning the steps.
你一直都是领导者 -克里斯蒂安有道理 You lead all the time. - Kristian has a point.
学习这些步骤并不意味着 从激情中 它增强了它 Learning the steps doesn't take away from the passion. It enhances it.
至少我做得对 他只是在考虑他的脚步 At least I'm doing something right. He's just thinking about his steps.
你能做一次吗 有什么能让我开心的吗 Could you for once do something to make me happy?
好吧 让我们冷静下来- Okay, let's calm down -
回到现在 为了我们自己 and come back to this moment, to our selfhoods.
让我们呼吸一下 闭上眼睛 Let's take a breath with our eyes closed.
深呼吸然后呼气 Take a deep breath and exhale.
继续跳探戈 我去查一下 在非洲舞蹈课上 Keep your tango. I'll go check out the African dance class.
也许我会在那里找到我的自我 Maybe I'll find my selfhood there.
Ciao. - Ciao.
你有新香水吗 -是的 我丈夫送的礼物 You have a new perfume? - Yes. A gift from my husband.
闻起来很香 的确如此 It smells good. It really does.
我丈夫很有品味 My husband has good taste.
没有解决 -当然不是 It didn't work out? - Definitely not.
我一定告诉过你 大约123次- I must have told you about 123 times -
你应该低调一点 态度有几个缺口 that you should tone down the attitude a couple of notches.
我不能-你可以 任何你想要的 I can't. - You can do anything if you want to.
我想我不想 I guess I don't want to.
能给我拿杯咖啡吗 亲爱的 Could you get me coffee, honey?
我可以给你两个 卖房子的小费 I can give you a couple of tips for selling apartments.
舞蹈课 你推荐的很烂 The dance lessons you recommended suck.
一些自以为是的金发女郎 在我的脖子上呼吸 Some self-important blonde was breathing down my neck.
我什么都没学到 I didn't learn anything.
这是一个充满压力的时刻 尤其是桑娜 This is a stressful time. For Sanna especially.
有问题吗 在这附近 Is there a problem in this neighborhood?
或者年轻人不知道 如何出售公寓 Or don't you young people know how to sell apartments?
去他妈的婚礼 Fuck the wedding.
一个充满了 没有人在乎的规则 An old-fashioned institution full of rules that no one gives a fuck about.
克里斯蒂安 祝你好运 Kristian, good luck.
谢谢您 Thank you.
稍等片刻 Wait a moment.
我和安蒂有个约会 -进来吧 I had an appointment with Antti. - Come on in.
你最喜欢哪个城市 -当然是巴黎 我喜欢它 What's your favorite city? - Paris, of course. I love it!
罗马是我的 Rome is mine.
看谁来了 -你好 亲爱的 Look who's here. - Hello, darling.
很高兴再次见到你 Nice to see you again.
你好 你好吗 -我很好 Hello. How are you? - I'm good.
再见 贝拉 -再见 CIAO Ciao bella. - Ciao. Ciao.
再见 到达者 See you. Arrivederci.
很高兴来到这里 It's lovely to be here.
你能给我理发吗 在树林里会好看吗 Can you give me a haircut that'll look good in the woods?
我给你一辆宝马3系 以同样的价格 I'll give you a BMW 3 series for the same price.
优雅女士的时尚车 A stylish car for an elegant lady.
我想要辆普通车 -来吧 I want a plain car. - C'mon.
你有机会知道- You have a chance to find out -
感觉怎么样 当你的屁股着火的时候 what it feels like when your ass is on fire.
还有 那辆米色的奔驰 There's also that cream-colored Mercedes.
2.5升发动机 自动 空调 2.5 L engine. Automatic. Air-conditioned.
我们还有一辆法拉利…什么 We also have a Ferrari... What?
我想看看你的 屁股看起来像是被火烧了 I wanted to see what your ass looks like after being on fire.
好的 好的 所以你在找 一辆普通车 -是的 Okay, fine. So you're looking for a plain car. - Yep.
就在这里 -我想要那个 There you have them. - I want that one.
斯柯达 你想要一个斯柯达 -是的 我想要一个斯柯达 Skoda. You want a Skoda. - Yes. I want a Skoda.
男人在想什么时候 他们给女人发照片 What are men thinking when they send pics to women?
什么照片 -他们阴茎的照片 What pics? - Pics of their penises.
他们心里在想什么 -这是个好问题- What goes on in their mind? - That's a good question -
因为80%的女性 一点也不喜欢 because 80 percent of women don't like them at all.
但20%的人喜欢 实际上有点 But 20 percent like them. Quite a bit, actually.
80%的人 你必须开始说话- To the 80 percent, you have to start talking -
关于生孩子 和未来在一起- about having children and a future together -
和姓一样 废话废话 and the same last name and blah blah blah.
你的统计数据是基于什么 What are your statistics based on?
多少次 你发过迪克的照片吗 How many times have you sent dick pics?
几次 A couple of times.
什么 所有人都发了一张照片 至少一次 What? All men have sent a pic of their penis at least once.
男人认为女人那么蠢吗 -没有 Do men think women are that stupid? - No.
还是男人那么蠢 -不要泛化 Or are men that stupid? - Don't generalize.
你告诉一个聪明的女人 她很漂亮 You tell an intelligent woman she's beautiful.
你告诉一个漂亮的女人 聪明 -所以 你骗了我 You tell a beautiful woman she's intelligent. - So, you lied to me.
我要大便 说真的 I need to take a shit. Seriously.
我告诉过你不要吃或喝 我们不能下车 I told you not to eat or drink. We can't get out of the car.
你得拿着它 You have to hold it.
现在 -是什么 Now! - What is it?
性交 Fuck.
哦 你好 你好 Oh hello. Hello.
走开 走开 Go away. Go away.
你到底在干什么 -大便 你有纸吗 What the hell are you doing? - Taking a shit. You have paper?
我告诉过你不要去任何地方 把头低下 I told you not to go anywhere. Put your head down.
我拿不住 I couldn't hold it.
放低点 该死的 Keep low, goddammit!
别靠近我 我不敢相信这是真的 Don't come near me. I can't believe this is happening.
现在我们要走了 把裤子拉起来 快 Now we gotta go. Pull your pants up. Quick.
来吧 拜托 Come. C'mon.
你看到什么了吗 -三个人刚进去 You see anything? - Three men just went in.
如果他们有大四学生 性爱课 我出去了 If they're having some senior sex session, I'm out of here.
在这儿等 Wait here.
为了布丽塔本赛季的第一场杀戮 To Brita's first kill of the season.
阿妮卡 你在这里干什么 -嗨 布里塔 Annika. What are you doing here? - Hi, Brita.
什么 -这不是它看起来的样子 What? - This isn't what it looks like.
我认识她 我会处理的 -好的 我们去剥皮杀戮 I know her. I'll take care of it. - Okay. We'll go skin the kill.
我是Jape -英国人 This is Jape. - Brita.
我来帮你 -我们的车在那边 Let me help you. - Our car is that way.
阿妮卡 怎么了 Annika, what's going on?
你为什么不离婚呢 诚实地开始新的关系 Why don't you get a divorce and start a new relationship honestly?
你会有更多的问题 如果你被抓住了 You'll have more problems if you get caught.
这是关于爱的 对于超低频 -很难相信 This is about love. For Ulf. - That's kind of hard to believe.
你结婚很久了 You've been married a long time.
我以为你会 更大的东西- I thought you'd have something greater -
比激情时刻 以及这种混乱的混乱 than a moment of passion and this topsy-turviness.
乱七八糟的 -是的 你和乌尔夫的生活很美好 Topsy-turviness? - Yes. You and Ulf have a wonderful life.
他的四个孩子 他的职业生涯 作为一名外交官遍布世界各地 His four children. His career as a diplomat all over the world.
整个交易 The whole deal.
风险不是太大吗 你们都是有权势的人 Isn't the risk too big? You're both powerful people.
这不是冒险 This isn't about taking a risk.
那么呢 -我该怎么说呢 What then? - How should I put it.
它关乎生命本身 我们剩下的 It's about life itself. What we have left.
回忆不意味着 有什么事吗 -当然 Don't memories mean anything to you? - Of course.
我想知道你为什么 欺骗你丈夫 I want to know why you're cheating on your husband.
如果乌尔夫发现他是对的 他会心脏病发作的 If Ulf finds out he was right, he'll have a heart attack.
这是我们最不想要的 That's the last thing we want.
你要花很长时间吗 我冻僵了 -我现在就去 Are you going to take long? I'm freezing. - I'll go now.
再见 小心驾驶 再见 Bye bye. Drive carefully. - Bye.
你什么时候回家 When will you be home?
你儿子只是想知道 Your son just wants to know.
我不知道 我不能… I don't know. I can't...
晚上好 Good evening.
请吹气 Please blow.
零 请给我登记 -这里 Zero. Your registration, please. - Here.
这是租来的车吗 -一如既往 你知道的 Is this a rental car? - As always. You know that.
很好 谢谢您 Good. Thank you.
然后一个吻 Then one kiss.
托尼 你能看看吗 后备箱 它关不上 Toni, can you take a look at the trunk? It won't close properly.
我想你了 -我不能这么说 I've missed you. - I can't say the same.
你为什么要离开 你在赚钱吗 Why did you have to leave? Are you making money doing this?
我不会那么说的 I wouldn't say that.
你为什么不能回来 Why can't you come back?
我可能是 一个卑鄙的私家侦探 I may be a shitty private detective, -
但我是个更坏的警察 but I was an even shittier cop.
那太糟糕了 你甚至不让我爱你 That's too bad. You never even let me love you.
托尼 来吧 我必须处理 最近有各种各样的东西 Toni, c'mon. I've had to deal with all kinds of stuff lately.
是啊.我记得 你忠于你丈夫 Yeah. I remember. You're faithful to your husband.
我尊重你的道德 I respect you for having morals.
就像我说的 我必须处理 最近有各种各样的东西 Like I said, I've had to deal with all kinds of stuff lately.
首先 芬兰警方 背叛了我 First of all, the Finnish police betrayed me.
所有的混乱 在管理方面—— All that chaos in the management, -
然后我丈夫 背叛了我 and then my husband betrayed me.
我以为我们会在那儿 彼此之间- I thought we'd be there for each other, -
但他只是失踪了 进入他自己的世界 小精灵 but he just disappeared into his own world. Poof!
他不再关心 关于我说- He stopped caring about me and said -
这是婚姻的一部分 和生命的一部分 it's part of marriage and part of life.
但你知道吗 不是 But you know what? It's not.
这都是谎言 It's all a lie.
我不能说谎 所以我总是要离开 I can't live a lie. That's why I always have to leave.
你的外套卡在门上了 Your coat is stuck in the door.
安妮卡 别紧张 好吗 -是的 Annika, take it easy, will you? - Yeah.
可以 -是的 Okay? - Yeah.
嗨 小兔子 今天下午你有空吗 Hi, Bunny. Are you free this afternoon?
你想看看我家的别墅吗 You want to see my family's villa?
他妈的混蛋… Fucking jerk-offs...
为什么我不能卖这个公寓 即使在降价之后 Why can't I sell this apartment even after lowering the price?
还是不行 你为什么不用 你的徽章每隔一段时间 Still not? Why don't you use your badge every once in a while.
它可能会增强你的权威 It might increase your authority.
你会有更多的街头信誉 You'll have more street cred.
克里斯蒂安没有穿 -我还没有照片 Kristian isn't wearing one. - I don't have a photo yet.
这不是我的照片 这个女人在这里工作吗 This isn't my photo. Does this woman work here?
是吗 Does she?
你上次看是什么时候 在镜子里 你这个该死的兔子 When was the last time you looked in the mirror, you damn rabbit?
我想看看你把 尽可能多的精力投入工作- I'd like to see you put as much energy into work -
当你开始胡闹的时候 as you put into fucking around.
你好 Hello?
Yoo Hoo Yoo-hoo?
你好 -你要一杯葡萄酒吗 Hello? - You want a glass of wine?
你家的别墅 对吧 -是的 我家的别墅 Your family's villa, right? - Yes. My family's villa.
那是在哪里拍的 Where was that taken?
塞浦路斯 -马德拉 Cyprus? - Madeira.
你穿联合国维和服 -哦 没错 Your clad as a UN peacekeeper. - Oh, that's right.
在马德拉 -是的 In Madeira? - Yes.
在联合国维和初期 In the early days of UN Peacekeeping.
有一个小危机 知道的人不多 There was a small crisis that not many people know of.
那些是早期的粘土 芬兰维和部队 Those were the early clays of Finnish Peacekeeping.
你妈妈穿着衣服 Your mom and clad?
小瑞奇只不过是一闪一闪 在他父母的眼中 Little Ricky was a mere twinkle in his mom's and dad's eyes.
艺术 Art.
我喜欢艺术 I love art.
这些是谁的 -我爸爸的 我的和我表兄弟的 Whose are these? - My dad's, mine and my cousins'.
卡林赢得的所有奖杯 家庭 我们是一家人的赢家 All trophies won by the Kalin family. We're a family of winners.
2000年最佳女士 -哦 那是很久以前的事了 "Best Lady 2000"? - Oh, it was that long ago.
有多少孩子 你说你有吗 How many children did you say you have?
你有没有想过 如果水降到10度以下… Have you ever wondered if water drops below 10 degrees...
你能在里面游泳吗 Can you swim in it?
你能干吗 Can you fuck in it?
快 Quick!
我只想要明确的规则 All I want is clear rules.
我希望我们站在同一个页面上 -你想要性 I want us to be on the same page. - And you want sex.
是的 我想要性 Yes, I want sex.
你不必 和我玩游戏 You don't have to play games with me.
我只想让你 对我说实话 I just want you to be honest with me.
这不是实话吗 Isn't this being honest?
安妮卡 我得把灯打开 Annika, I have to turn the lights on.
性 Sex.
性是一种力量 -是的 破坏力 Sex is a force. - Yep. A destructive force.
我们的租赁合同在哪里 我需要它来证明- Where's our rental contract? I need it to prove -
公寓有责任 用于翻修 that the condominium is liable for the renovation.
我今天去找 I'll look for it today.
你不该回家吗 Shouldn't you go home?
人们在家睡觉 而不是在工作 People sleep at home, not at work.
好 -我的帕特里克 Well? - My Patrik.
看 他理发了 Look, he got a haircut.
真的.看起来很不错 Wow. It looks really good.
我不能把钱藏在桌子底下 -这是生日礼物 I can't take money under the table. - It's a birthday present.
乌尔夫 相信我 布里塔没有欺骗你 Ulf, believe me. Brita is not cheating on you.
她只是那些男人的朋友 She's just friends with those men.
你一直都像我一样 诚实 You've always been like me. Honest.
我已经履行了承诺 在我的竞选活动中 I've done what I promised in my election campaign.
我一辈子都在工作 付清我们的豪华公寓 I've spent my whole life working to pay off our luxury apartment.
我只有三件事 在我的生活中 在科尔夫 I've only had three affairs in my life. On Corfu.
还有第四个 但是 没有感情 And a fourth one on Kos, but there were no feelings involved.
这只是为了一个目的 It was for one purpose only.
阿妮卡 Annika.
布里塔不再看我了 Brita doesn't look at me anymore.
我就是这样知道的 发生了什么事 That's how I know something's going on.
她不碰我 再也没有了 She doesn't touch me anymore, either.
给你 Here you are.
乌尔夫 我能回答吗 帕特里克的电话 Ulf, can I answer? Patrik's calling.
当然 把我的爱送给他 Of course. Send him my love.
嗨 亲爱的 Hi, sweetie.
我在吃午饭 和你叔叔在一起 I'm having lunch with your great uncle.
他把他的爱送给你 He sends you his love.
Terttu A.-工作相关查询 Terttu A. - Work related query
亲爱的特图…… Dear Terttu...
特图写道：我怀疑 我丈夫有外遇 Terttu wrote: I suspect my husband is having an affair.
你们的服务多少钱 How much for your services?
案例1 案例2 CASE NUMBER 1, CASE NUMBER 2
走开 走开 Go away. Go away.
房地产经纪人电话 REAL ESTATE AGENT CALLING
你好 -你在干什么 Hi. - What are you doing?
我在工作 -在桌子下面 I'm working. - Under the table?
是啊.这对我的背部比较好 Yeah. This is better for my back.
跳进去 -为什么 Hop in. - Why?
我要去 因公登陆岛屿 I'm going to the Åland Islands on business.
上帝啊 那不合适 我的生活方式 Jesus. That doesn't fit my lifestyle at all.
我要你 小兔子 I want you, Bunny.
我15分钟后回来 I'll be back in 15 minutes.
Kaisa Kaisa?
哎哟 性交 Ouch! Fuck!
是啊.请稍等 我可以稍后给你打电话 是啊 Yeah. Just a moment. I could call you later. Yeah.
是啊.我一会儿给你回电话 Yeah. I'll call you back in a bit.
可以 很好 亲吻 再见 Okay. Good. Kisses. Bye.
你还好吗 -是的 我是 Are you all right? - Yes, I am.
嘿 我们在公共汽车道上 -你想开车吗 Hey, we're in the bus lane. - You wanna drive?
你好 约瑟芬 -嗨 瑞奇 Hi, Josefine. - Hi, Ricky!
好久不见 -是的 你好吗 Long time no see. - Yeah. How are you?
真的很好 你呢 -真的很好 很高兴见到你 Really good. You? - Really good. So nice to see you.
我把你放在你平常的房间里 -真的吗 I put you in your usual room. - Really?
是啊.-非常感谢 嗨 特蕾丝 你好吗 Yeah. - Thanks so much. Hi, Terese, how are you?
很好 谢谢 你呢 -真的很好 Good, thanks. You? - Really good.
很高兴你能来 -谢谢 再见 Nice to have you here. - Thanks. See you.
这是什么 What's this?
看起来像是在读 卡林先生和夫人 Looks like it reads "Mr. and Mrs. Kalin."
你能去酒店吗 Could you go to the liquor store?
带瓶白葡萄酒来 还有一瓶红葡萄酒 Bring a bottle of white wine and a bottle of red.
你好 很高兴见到你 -很高兴见到你 Hi! Nice to see you. - Nice to see you.
你好吗 我们要去吗 看看公寓 -当然 How are you? Are we going to look at the apartment? - Sure.
猜猜谁 Guess who?
乡巴佬 -正确 Boogeyman. - Correct.
我明白了 -是吗 I got the deal. - You did?
祝贺你 -谢谢 Congratulations. - Thanks.
如果我不能很快得到食物 我要吃了你 If I don't get food soon, I'm gonna eat you.
你头发里有东西 You have something in your hair.
这个 This.
结果如何 -没错 How did it end up there? - Exactly.
怎么压指甲 通常是在人们的头发里 How do press-on nails usually end up in people's hair?
那是从哪里来的 -这个肿块 Where did that come from? - This bump?
伊朗变成了一堵墙 我走得这么匆忙 Iran into a wall. I left in such a hurry.
你怎么知道在哪 顺便问一下 我的办公室在吗 How did you know where my office is, by the way?
我在那里见过你很多次 I've seen you there many times.
你是做什么的 -除了你 What do you do? - Besides you?
你以什么为生 What do you do for a living?
All kinds of things. - All kinds of things?
东西 -什么东西 Things. - What kind of things?
各种各样的东西 -可以 你给我看那些东西吗 Different kinds of things. - Could you show me one of those things?
你想让我对你做些什么 -是的 给我看些疯狂的东西 You want me to do things to you? - Yeah, show me something wild.
这就是你想要的 -是的 一些野性和调皮的东西 That's what you want? - Yes, something wild and naughty.
你可以慢慢来 -哦 是吗 And you can take your time. - Oh yeah?
不要 Don't.
你好 -嗨 是妈妈 Hi. - Hi, it's Mom.
今天过的怎么样 How was your day?
嗨 是爸爸 Hi, it's Dad.
你在忙什么 What are you up to?
哦 Oh.
没有什么 我在看表演 一根栏杆刚掉下来 Nothing. I'm at a showing, and a rail just came off.
你好 Hi.
是啊.是的 我当然记得 Yeah. Yes, I remember, of course.
对 就像我们说的 很高兴能聚在一起 Yes. Like we talked, it would be nice to get together.
是的 我们可以…我们可以… Yes, we could... We could...
…成交 成交 ...close the deal. Close the deal.
我不在城里 我在陆地群岛上 I'm not in the city. I'm on the Åland Islands.
当我们… 当我回来的时候 I'll call you when we... when I get back.
伟大的 以后再跟你谈 Great. Talk to you later.
万岁 万岁 万岁 Hooray. Hooray. Hooray.
我能借你的笔记本吗 我没电了 Can I borrow your laptop? I'm out of battery.
我应该查一下 几封工作电子邮件 I should check a couple of work e-mails.
是的 当然 Yeah, sure.
你用这个吃吗 You eat when you use this?
看起来像我吗 -是的 感觉就像这样 Does it look like I do? - Yes, and it feels like it.
我去喝杯咖啡 你想要一个吗 I'll go get a coffee. You want one?
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当我看着你棕色的眼睛 When I look into your brown eyes
淡褐色的眼睛 Hazel eyes.
你就是我… You're the one I...
当我看着你淡褐色的眼睛 When I look into your hazel eyes
好 呃…我必须… Well... Err.. I have to...
亲爱的兔子 我得把你送到这里 Honey Bunny, I have to drop you off here.
我得回去了 I have to turn back.
我相信你可以 有轨电车之类的 I'm sure you can take the tram or something.
我们的孩子搬出去了 Our children moved out.
这个有点太大了 为了我丈夫和我 This is a bit too big for my husband and me.
我们也一样想要 尽可能多的钱- We'd like as much money as possible -
把这个卖了 尽快- and to sell this as soon as possible -
以便我们可以移动 到一个小公寓 so that we can move into a smaller apartment.
你什么时候开始的 生孩子 在16点 When did you start making babies? At 16?
哦 不 不是那么年轻 我有第一个孩子的时候才25岁 Oh no, not that young. I was 25 when I had my first child.
上个月我50岁了 -我不相信你 I turned 50 last month. - I don't believe you.
你可以在这里放一张长桌 — You can fit a longer table here, -
如果你想扔 派对之类的 if you want to throw a party or something.
阳台在那边 The balcony is over there.
这就是我们买这个的原因 This is the reason we bought this.
那是主卧室 That's the master bedroom.
我结婚了 I'm married.
我打算结婚 And I plan to stay married.
我有我的冒险经历 对不起的 I've had my adventures. Sorry.
你绝对确定 You're absolutely sure?
但你可以卖掉这套公寓 -那我就再见你 But you can sell this apartment. - Then I'll get to see you again.
所以你认为我的前男友只想 如果他想见我 我就上床睡觉 So you think my ex only wants to get me into bed if he wants to see me?
他只想 和我一起喝杯咖啡 He only wants to have a cup of coffee with me.
选择：咖啡还是婚姻 Choose: coffee or marriage.
你的规则什么时候生效 我们结婚后 When does your rule take effect? After we're married?
我都不明白 你的问题 I don't even understand your question.
一 二 三 四 One, two, three, four.
它开始看起来不错了 你已经取得了进步 It's starting to look good. You've made progress.
他对我唱歌说他爱我 He sang to me that he loves me.
爱是一种死的东西 -是的 Love is such a dead thing. - True.
但我们只是在做爱 But we're just having sex.
你做爱过多少次 How many times have you had sex?
你可以借 但我想 他们恢复了良好的状态 You can borrow them, but I want them back in good condition.
你把它们洗了吗 -这就是我要做的 Did you have them washed? - That's what I was going to do.
让我们听听 多少次 -什么 Let's hear it. How many times? - What?
当你撞到的时候 在街上互相碰撞 When you bumped into each other on the street.
然后在商店里 之后在公寓 Then in the store. At the apartment afterwards.
在别墅 前往 岛的旅行 At the villa. The trip to the Åland Islands.
那里发生了什么 -这算一次 What happened there? - That counts as once.
你第一次见面怎么样 里基不记得的时候 What about the first time you met? The time Ricky didn't remember.
第六次 -他妈的不行 Then the sixth time. - No fucking way.
口交算数吗 Does a blow job count?
我们不是在说安妮卡的吗 著名的第六次规则 Aren't we talking about Annika's famous sixth time rule here?
安妮卡 你恋爱了 Annika, you're in love.
这是一条愚蠢的规定 我不再相信它了 It's a stupid rule. I don't believe in it anymore.
这是我的鞋子 Here are my shoes.
我忘记带他们去旅行了 -这张沙发是从哪里来的 I forgot to take them on the trip. - Where did this couch come from?
我没注意到它来了 I didn't notice it had arrived.
我想买的时候就买了 庆祝我的公司成立 I bought it when I wanted to celebrate starting my company.
本来应该是棕色的 但那是粉红色的 It was supposed to be brown, but that's pink.
你的客户来了 我要回家了 Your client's here. I'll go home.
你要告诉她吗 你和她丈夫上床了 Are you going to tell her you're sleeping with her husband?
你要咖啡还是茶 Would you like coffee or tea?
我两周前在这里 这是什么 I was here two weeks ago. What's this?
你有两张收据 以现金支付的晚餐 You have two receipts for dinners paid in cash.
这些可能是任何人的 我是金发女郎 但我不笨 These could be anybody's. I'm blonde, but I'm not stupid.
你发现什么了吗 Did you find something out?
你应该是 去发现一些事情 You're the one who was supposed to find something out.
你有没有想过- Did it ever cross your mind -
他可能不是 欺骗你 -没有 that he might not be cheating on you? - No.
说实话 不 我去了他的办公室 To be honest with you, no. I went to his office.
他至少和 他的一个同事 如果不是全部的话 He's sleeping with at least one of his colleagues, if not all.
他说谎那么好 他相信自己的谎言 He lies so well that he believes his own lies.
他会干任何人的 He'll fuck anyone.
任何尺寸 年龄和外观 一切顺利 Any size, age and any kind of looks. Anything goes.
性交 性交 Fuck. Fuck.
你怎么描述他的 How did you describe him?
永不满足的性瘾 病理性说谎者 "Insatiable sex addict. Pathological liar."
你说得对 瑞奇在骗你 You're right. Ricky is cheating on you.
他和 一个女人 那是他们房间里的 He went to the Åland Islands with a woman. That's from their room.
我有我的方法 别问我 I have my methods. Don't ask me.
我不明白 I don't understand.
看看我 Look at me.
你看到什么了 What do you see?
一个该死的漂亮女人 她很可爱 A damn beautiful woman who's very sweet.
我照顾他的孩子 从他以前的婚姻 I take care of his children from his previous marriage.
我揉他的脚 当他担心工作的时候 I rub his feet when he's worried about work.
我什么都做 I'll do anything.
为什么不够 Why isn't that enough?
我今天付你的发票 I'll pay your invoice today.
我操任何能动的东西 不要使用保护装置 I fuck anything that moves and don't use protection.
病例1：Ricky Kalin Case Number 1: Ricky Kalin.
客户：Lotta v h tupa 妻子 Client: Lotta Vähätupa, wife.
两周前接受了任务 得到了引诱里基的许可- Assignment accepted two weeks ago. Got permission to seduce Ricky -
只要我能保持 我穿着内裤 as long as I would keep my panties on.
里基·卡林 你好吗 这一切都会过去吗 Ricky Kalin, how are you going to pull through all this?
再操我一点 更努力 -什么 Fuck me harder! Harder! - What?
问： 毫米 Q.“ mm
Hi. - Hi.
进展如何 How did it go?
这套公寓是我的 The apartment's mine to sell.
那是我的孩子 That's my boy.
你一个人吗 Are you alone?
警告：你也是 登录到另一台计算机 WARNING: You're also logged in on another computer!
发送：我操任何移动的东西 不要使用保护装置 Sent: I fuck anything that moves and don't use protection.
我的点击率看到了每一个性病 有 我可以给你吗 My click has seen every STD there is. May I give them to you?
嗨 阿内特 Hi, Anette.
是吗 哦不 Were we? Oh no.
你好 瑞奇一定在这儿 对吧 -是的 他刚到这里 Hi. Ricky must be here, right? - Yes, he just got here.
好 阿内特 我们为什么不… Well... Anette, why don't we...
什么 What?
我不太明白 I don't quite understand.
你什么意思 怀孕了 What do you mean, pregnant?
怀孕… Pregnant by...
谢谢你的电话 我会给你回电的 Thanks for calling. I'll get back to you.
你想让我告诉你 同事们 你真是个讨厌鬼 You want me to tell all your colleagues what a creep you are?
你在哪儿 昨晚的孩子们呢 Where were you and the kids last night?
女人能跑多低 How low can a woman go?
我雇了一个私家侦探 你的眼睛 -你雇了什么 I hired a private detective to keep an eye on you. - You hired what?
她告诉我的 我已经知道的 She told me what I already knew myself.
出差 去陆地岛屿 A business trip to the Åland Islands?
那么 有多少人 So? How many are there?
你什么意思 多少 What do you mean, how many?
那些该死的婊子 Those fucking whores!
没有 洛塔 当然没有 There are none, Lotta. Of course there aren't any.
你为什么对我撒谎 -我不是 Why are you lying to me? - I'm not.
你为什么对我撒谎 -没有别的女人 Why are you lying to me? - There are no other women.
你为什么对我撒谎 -有了你 我别无选择 Why are you lying to me? - With you, I have no choice.
你去接孩子吗 -当然 我当然会的 Will you pick up the kids? - Of course. Of course I will.
性交 性交 性交 Fuck! Fuck. Fuck.
性交 倒霉 倒霉 Fuck. Shit. Shit.
阳台很宽敞 正如你可能注意到的 The balcony is very spacious as you probably noticed.
去吧 看看 Go ahead, take a look.
这是一个很好的公寓 他们做了大整修 This is a good condominium. They've done the major renovations.
不会有什么惊喜… There won't be any surprises...
你好 Hi.
给你 公寓的信息表 Here you are. The info sheet on the apartment.
这将很快出售 This will sell fast.
我必须教你吗 如何作弊 Do I have to teach you how to cheat?
你不能寄你的阴茎照片 同时给十个女人 You can't send a photo of your penis to ten women at the same time.
你要我列出 你的女人 You want me to list the women for you?
如果我发现他们这个 他们很容易就知道我的事 If I found out about them this easily, they can find out about me.
你他妈的有动静吗 You fuck anything that moves?
我不在乎 如果你是个平庸的情人… I don't care if you're a mediocre lover, -
但我受不了 如果你他妈的这么蠢 but I can't stand it if you're so fucking stupid.
布局很好 The layout is really good.
镶木地板经过表面处理 The parquet floor is refinished.
病理性说谎者 贪得无厌的性瘾者 PATHOLOGICAL LIAR INSATIABLE SEX ADDICT
主题：Ricky Kalin Subject: Ricky Kalin
妻子怀疑他在作弊 Wife suspects he's cheating.
事实编号1： 他需要的时候就去他妈的 Fact Number 1: He fucks whenever needed.
他有两个日历： 一个用于工作 一个用于性 He has two calendars: one for work, one for sex.
总有人在 There's always someone available.
他从不使用名字 因为 他害怕把女人混在一起 He never uses first names because he's afraid of mixing women up.
事实2：他的结婚戒指 打开和关闭 Fact Number 2: His wedding ring is on and off.
事实3：总是携带 他公文包里一件干净的衬衫- Fact Number 3: Always carries a clean shirt in his briefcase -
以唇膏为例 in case of a lipstick stain.
使用bj rn Borg内衣 其中 证明他没有想象力 Uses Björn Borg underwear, which is proof he has no imagination.
歌声优美 这是第四个事实 Sings beautifully, which is Fact Number 4.
说和我做爱 是世界上最好的- Says that sex with me is the best in the world, -
这是第五个事实 which is Fact Number 5.
事实数字6 Fact Number 6.
六次 我第六次得到 被他的触摸和他所吸引 Six times. The sixth time I got hooked on his touch and him.
我想我会忘记你的 几天后 I thought I'd forget you in a couple of days.
但事情并非如此 But it didn't go exactly like that.
你很特别 You're special.
你和我一样 但是 同时你不是 You're like me, but at the same time you're not.
什么太多了 什么太少了 什么够了 What's too much? What's too little? What's enough?
我永远不会满足你 I'll never be enough for you.
你好 Hi.
这是给我的吗 Was this for me?
是的 为了你 我只是想打个招呼 Yes, for you. I just wanted to say hi.
照片不错 Good photo.
那是洛塔 我妻子 That's Lotta, my wife.
现在我的前妻 谢谢你 Now my ex-wife, thanks to you.
我们在一起有一个孩子 We have one child together.
梅丽特是母亲 我的两个大孩子 Merite is the mother of my two eldest children.
洛塔和我父亲拥有 一个舞蹈室在一起 Lotta and my father own a dance studio together.
我的同事桑娜 在那里上舞蹈课- My colleague Sanna takes dance lessons there -
和她未来的丈夫克里斯蒂安在一起 他也是我的同事 with Kristian, her future husband, who's also my colleague.
安娜·维皮 Virpi, Anna, -
劳拉·海蒂 Heidi, Laura, -
明娜和莎丽属于 到内环 Minna and Sari belong to the inner circle.
除此之外— In addition to that, -
我在赫尔辛基有女人 我经常见面 I have women in the Helsinki region that I meet with regularly.
我也有卫星 在赫尔辛基地区以外 I also have satellites outside the Helsinki region, -
在芬兰周围 在北欧国家- around Finland, in the Nordic countries, -
在波罗的海国家- in the Baltic countries, -
在德国 比利时等地 in Germany, Belgium, etc.
丑陋 美丽 Ugly, beautiful.
快乐 悲伤 Happy, sad.
受伤的 Wounded.
已使用和未使用的机会 Used and unused opportunities.
问题 Questions?
我在那张照片里的什么地方 Where am I in that picture?
真有趣 That's the funny thing.
你不在那张照片里 You're not in that picture.
你知道吗 You know what?
不 告诉我 No. Tell me.
我爱你 -你没有 I love you. - You don't.
你怎么认为 我可以爱你吗 What do you think? Could I love you?
不 No.
M -嗨 M. - Hi.
你可以吗 如果我在家顺便拜访 Is it okay for you if I drop by at home?
我们准备睡觉了… We're getting ready to go to bed...
好吧 这仍然是你的家… Well, this is still your home...
帕特里克醒来时我会在那儿 I'd be there when Patrik wakes up.
平静地呼吸 记住要呼吸 Breathe calmly. Remember to breathe.
嗯 小兔子 想开车去你家吗 Well, Bunny, want to drive to your place?
是的 我们开车去我的起居室吧 看看我们能摧毁什么 Yeah, let's drive into my living room and see what we can destroy.
我们不一样吗 -我们完全不喜欢 Aren't we alike? - We're totally unalike.
兔子 -别再叫我兔子了 Bunny“. - Don't ever call me Bunny again.
我不是你的兔子 I'm not one of your rabbits.
我还有其他承诺 -丈夫 孩子们 And I have other commitments. - A husband? Children?
一个孩子 A Child.
还有一个丈夫 -好的 And a husband. - Okay.
这不奇怪吗 我现在告诉你的 Isn't it strange that I tell you this now?
我不这么认为 你有 你的生活 我的生活 I don't think so. You have your life, and I have mine.
我们在这里有共同点 What we have in common is us here.
说出我的名字 Say my name.
我想确定一下 你知道你他妈的是谁 I wanna make sure you know who you're fucking.
哦 操 停下来 Oh fuck. Stop.
阿妮卡 Annika.
对我说些漂亮的话 Say something beautiful to me.
你生我的气吗 Are you angry at me?
我为什么要生你的气 Why would I be angry at you?
你太安静了 -我就是这样 You're so quiet. - This is what I'm like.
安静和无聊 Quiet and boring.
但我是我自己 But I'm being myself.
诚实 -你的道德观很有趣 And honest. - Your morals are interesting.
你结婚了 You're married.
你在和我睡觉 但你认为你是诚实的 You're sleeping with me, yet you think you're honest.
是啊.我是诚实的 Yeah. I'm honest.
我没做错什么 我丈夫伤害了我 I haven't done anything wrong. My husband hurt me.
在我看来 所有合同均已终止 The way I see it, all contracts were terminated.
即使是不说出口的 Even the unspoken ones.
我能问问你是怎么受伤的吗 May I ask how you were hurt?
我被遗忘了 -你被遗忘了 I was forgotten. - You were forgotten?
在我看来 如果没有 激情 没有关系 The way I see it, if there's no passion, there's no relationship.
我不想要那种生活 I don't want that kind of life.
我觉得什么都没有 比家庭更有价值 I don't think there's anything more valuable than family.
我不会放弃的 我的家人什么都愿意 I wouldn't give up my family for anything.
孩子 亲戚 传统 我的家庭是核心 我的安全 Children, relatives, traditions. My family is the core, my security.
没有家庭就没有了 -你告诉我这个 There's nothing without family. - You're telling this to me?
你毁了我的家庭 -我 You broke my family. - Me?
诚实热情的女士 Mrs. Honesty and Passion.
我不会操你的 再来一次 I won't fuck you. Ever again.
Hi. - Hi.
你吃午饭了吗 -没有 Did you have lunch? - No.
很好 因为我给我们订了一张桌子 Good, because I booked us a table.
我以为我们可以吃饭聊天 慢慢来 I thought we could eat and talk and take our time.
我现在不行 -好的 I can't make it now. - Okay.
你说你不能成功是什么意思 -我很快就要见客户了 What do you mean you can't make it? - I'm seeing a client soon.
瑞奇 你在骗我 Ricky, you're lying to me.
大坏… -…狼 Big Bad... - ...Wolf.
你有很多人吗 -大约十点 两个潜在买家 Did you have a lot of people? - About ten. Two potential buyers.
你过几天就把这个卖了 周 -一周后 You'll sell this in a couple of weeks. - In a week.
你能帮我吗 Will you help me?
一切都好吗 -是的 Is everything okay? - Yes.
我只要去见客户 去接孩子 I just have to meet a client and pick up the kids.
桑纳 安妮卡 桑纳·安妮卡 Sanna, Annika. Annika, Sanna.
你为什么不明天继续呢 Why don't you continue tomorrow.
同样的地方 同样的时间 同样的欲望 Same place, same time, same lust.
你习惯了重复 你不是吗 You're used to repetition, aren't you?
阿妮卡 我们在中间 去检查一些工作 Annika, we were in the middle of going over some work stuff.
工作用品 -不动产 代理人的正常工作日 Work stuff? - A real estate agent's normal work day.
房地产经纪人的 正常工作日我的屁股 A real estate agent's normal work day my ass.
我不知道 你在说什么- I've no idea what you're talking about, -
那你为什么不留下来呢 再多谈谈 so why don't you stay and talk some more.
Ricky 确定地点 整洁并锁门 Ricky, make sure the place is tidy and lock the doors.
你想逼我吗 是吗 或者发生了什么 Are you trying to corner me? Is that it? Or what's going on?
不 小阿妮卡刚来这里- No. Little Annika just came here -
希望她看到的 不是真的 hoping that what she saw wasn't true.
你知道什么有趣吗 You know what's funny?
就在昨天 我还以为你和我 可以吃一顿浪漫的晚餐 Even yesterday I thought you and I could have a romantic dinner.
真的 你是个聪明的女人 Really? You're a smart woman.
你知道没什么不对的 浪漫 You know there's nothing wrong with being romantic.
在一起有什么意义 如果是这样 -我们不是 What's the point in being together if it's like this? - We're not.
No? - No.
哦 那我们是什么 Oh. What are we then?
我想我们已经 这几个星期都在一起 I think we've been together all these weeks.
在床上 是的 -晚上也是 In bed, yes. - Nights too.
但我们不在一起 -没有 But we're not together. - No.
安妮卡 我没有 答应过你什么 Annika, I haven't promised you anything.
你爱我 You love me.
告诉我你爱我 Tell me that you love me.
我想听你说你爱我 I want to hear you say you love me.
我爱你 I love you.
什么 我什么也没听到 What? I didn't hear anything.
大声说 Say it louder.
我爱你 I love you.
可以 Okay.
你知道吗 You know what?
你要放我走吗 就这样 Are you going to let me go? Just like that?
你是吗 -我是 Are you? - I am.
可以 Okay.
我们就不能去他妈的 像我们现在一样 Can't we just fuck like we have up till now?
这真是太容易了 It's a hell of a lot easier.
可以 Okay.
那我就去 可以 I'll go then. Okay.
如果这就是让你快乐的原因 -是的 If that's what makes you happy. - Yes.
你的离开让我高兴 You leaving makes me happy.
你要去哪里 -我去吃点东西 Where are you going? - I'll go get something to eat.
你会得到什么 -中文 还是日本人 What are you going to get? - Chinese. Or was it Japanese?
给我照烧鲑鱼 或者鸡肉 还有味噌汤 Bring me teriyaki salmon or chicken. And a miso soup.
我爱你 谢谢 -再见 I love you. Thanks! - See you.
嘿 路易吉 Hey, Luigi.
我在等你 在喷雾制衣沙龙 I was waiting for you at the spray tanning salon.
你在说什么 喷雾棕褐色 我想你忘了 What are you talking about? - Spray tan. I guess you forgot.
这样做会很酷的 我们再来点别的粘土吧 It would've been so cool to do it. Let's do it some other clay.
你已经长大了 你不能吗 你自己去喷防晒油吗 You're a grown man. Can't you go get a spray tan by yourself?
我可以 现在我想 不是像你这样的混蛋 I can, and now I want to. Not with an asshole like you.
acedateing.com-复兴 你的激情 有外遇 ACEDATING.COM - REVIVE YOUR PASSION, HAVE AN AFFAIR
嗨 Risto Matti -爸爸 请叫我里基 Hi, Risto-Matti. - Dad, please call me Ricky.
嗨 瑞奇 -有什么问题吗 Hi, Ricky. - Is something wrong?
我想我把灯开着了 在舞蹈室 I think I left the lights on in the dance studio.
忘了转弯 防盗警报器开了 And forgot to turn the burglar alarm on.
我去查一下 I'll go check it.
Brita Brita?
呼吸 平静地呼吸 Breathe. Breathe calmly.
记住要呼吸 Remember to breathe.
干杯 Cheers.
这很好 This is good.
你知道的 爱沙尼亚人的 诚实 是什么 You know what "honesty" is in Estonian?
澳大利亚 "Ausus."
Ausus -是的 Ausus. - Yeah.
你知道什么是 忠诚 在爱沙尼亚吗 You know what "faithfulness" is in Estonian?
特鲁杜斯 "Truudus."
特鲁杜斯 -是的 Truudus. - Yes.
我对我的过去很平静 I'm in peace with my past.
和平共处 是正确的表达式 "To be at peace with something" is the correct expression.
我对我的过去很平静 那你呢 I'm at peace with my past. What about you?
蜂蜜 兔子 我的爱 Honey. Bunny. My love.
你说什么 What did you say?
对你来说 谎言就是椅子 你可以坐一会儿 For you, a lie is a chair you can sit on for a moment.
对我来说 谎言就是椅子 我可以坐一会儿- For me, a lie is a chair I can sit on for a moment -
在继续我的旅程之前 别说了 小兔子 before continuing my journey. Nothing more, Bunny.
Hi! - Hi.
有时我会赞同这个想法 会有变化的 Sometimes I fall for the idea that something will change.
因为我会改变的想法 For the idea that I'll change.
但不 没有什么改变 没有人能学到任何东西 But no, nothing ever changes. No one ever learns anything.
案例1：已结案 Case Number 1: Closed.
他挡住了我的路 使我不能通过 "He has fenced up my way, so that I cannot pass;
他已经黑暗了 在我的道路上 And He has set darkness in my paths."
他剥夺了我的荣耀 从我头上摘下皇冠 "He has stripped me of my glory, And taken the crown from my head."
他从四面八方把我打垮了 我走了 "He breaks me down on every side, And I am gone;
我希望他已经被连根拔起 就像一棵树 作业19:8-10 My hope He has uprooted like a tree." JOB 19:8-10
不是你 是我 It's not you. It's me.
阿雷塔V h l 里奇里昂校对 Translated by Aretta Vähälä Proofread by Rich Lyons